It’s the implementation that counts There was a young girl in Carmel Who scolded her suitor, called Mel: “Enough foreplay, now play! I am not made of clay! Give me code and not just UML.”
A more trivial pursuit There was a young guy full of lust Who could not understand C++. He decided instead To woo his co-ed: It’s more fun (he found out), and less fuss.
Bail-out A large bank (now in need of a shore-up) Had converted its code to C-Sharp. It soon led to such drama That they called up Obama And demanded admission to TARP. In September: UML.