Hilbert spaces

In the heavy context of current news I hope it is permissible to engage in lighter observations. Some time ago I was briefly in Dresden, in the midst of a mayoral election campaign, and I noticed posters for this candidate:

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Dirk Hilbert, Competent For Dresden”. Apparently it worked since he is now mayor, but do you not find the motto a bit on the bland side?

If anyone knows who will be doing his campaign’s PR for the next election, please put me in touch. If my name were Hilbert and I were running for office, I would demand better slogans from my team. Even if I were so power-hungry as to want to appeal to both sides on controversial issues.

Immigration for example:

  • Pro-immigrant: Dresden hat Raum für mehr (Dresden has room for more!).
  • Anti-immigrant: every spot is  already occupied!

On the environment too, one can, as any good politician, adapt to the audience:

  • Animal-rights: Mehr Löcher für mehr Tauben (more holes for more pigeons!).
  • Anti-animal-rights, pro-hunting-lobby: “We could kill half the pigeons, no one would notice!”. (Two thirds! Ninety-nine percent!).

Lots of potential on environmental and business issues as well:

  • Pro-growth, pro-business: Extra rooms without the extra cost!
  • Anti-growth: Dresden braucht kein neues Hotel! (Dresden does not need any new hotel.)

I can also see possibilities in inspirational-style slogans:

  • Yes, I Can More Than I Can!
  • Make Dresden Great Again! (Without Actually Changing It.)
  • Build Back Infinitely Better.

Or a simple one focusing on the candidate himself:

  • The natural and rational choice.

The possibilities seem limitless, although I hesitate to say innumerable. As always in politics, the hard part will start when things get real.

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  1. JSoftwareEngineer says:

    Maybe their last mayor was blatantly incompetent for the office (like the USA’s last president) and Hilbert’s slogan was a big selling point. Sometimes simple is very attractive.

    John (USA)

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